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Happy Thanksgiving.

“Love and Joy”
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Drove to the park one night.
And, he quickly killed the lights.
Said: “Walk with me awhile.”
Gorgeous lover lost her smile.
She begged him: “Take me home.”
But, he rushed out all alone.
“Love, I must get one thing.”
And, he came back with a ring.
Alleluia. Alleluia.
Knelt and said: “Be my bride.”
Soon his lover’s smile grew wide.
“Please… Continue

Die, Vampires Song
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At a party late one night
Saw this vixen smile at me
She said come up to my room
If there’s more you’d like to see
Something told me not to
Lust said it had to be

She pulled me into her room
Used a key to lock the door
Started kissing on my neck
Took off all the clothes I wore
When her fangs scratched my neck
My blood began to pour

In the corner stood a bro… Continue

Die, Vampires Song
Download MP3 at:
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2005373

At a party late one night
Saw this vixen smile at me
She said come up to my room
If there’s more you’d like to see
Something told me not to
Lust said it had to be

She pulled me into her room
Used a key to lock the door
Started kissing on my neck
Took off all the clothes I wore
When her fangs scratched my neck
My blood began to pour

In the corner stood a bro… Continue

“No Costco Coffins”
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mV1W1LV58

Lyrics:

Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before:

If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore.

Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.

Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.

How did all that screaming increase your pay?

Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.… Continue

Will she hate herself if she can't own some skirt?
Will she repeat that her folks are poor as dirt?
Will she kill to join the cooler crowd?
Yes, some fear it's so.
Things she won't permit herself to know.

Will she ridicule to impress false friends?
Who she'll snub today -- who knows? It all depends.
Is she learning much in middle school?
Parents pray it's so.
Things they won't permit themselves to know.

Will she let cute boys run through every base?
Will they trash her name… Continue